I can’t honestly say I was that jazzed to hear they were making a new Predator movie. I mean, how many is that now? Maybe 6, including the Alien vs. Predator movies? It isn’t really a bandwagon I’ve ever jumped on, but then I saw the cast. Sterling K. Brown, Keegan-Michael Key, Olive Munn and Boyd Holbrook (sooo creepy in Logan) are all starring in it. Even little Jacob Tremblay (who should’ve gotten an Oscar nomination for his role in Room) is in The Predator, so it’s got to be kind of good, doesn’t it? Well, it won’t matter either way if we get to see it EARLY and FOR FREE. Continue reading →
Every now and then, I see a movie trailer that’s so offensive, I can’t even decide how I feel about it. Such is the case for The Happytime Murders. This movie stars Melissa McCarthy as an investigator who has to figure out who’s killing a bunch of out-of-work Muppets.
I sh*t you not.
While there seems to be a wealth of material here, director Brian Henson (yeah, Jim Henson’s SON) has gone as nasty as humanly possible with the concept. Want proof? Just watch the trailer, but ALONE and with the volume turned WAY DOWN. And good God, don’t even attempt to watch it at work!
THAT’S how bad the trailer for The Happytime Murders is, and yet I still found myself laughing at it. Not normal laughter, mind you. No, that laugh you have when you kind of hate yourself for laughing.
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My 14-year-old read Crazy Rich Asians this summer and is already griping about how the movie is different from the book. How does she know? I have no idea. Something about the trailer but who cares if you can see it EARLY and FOR FREE? Continue reading →
I just found the perfect movie for every dog lover EVER. It’s called Alpha and it tells the (supposed) story of the first dog-human relationship. Sound like your thing? Continue reading →
You know what the best thing about The Meg is? It’s release date. Yes, they waited until the end of the summer so we would all be done with our summer vacations and wouldn’t have to worry about giant sharks when we went to the beach. Unless you’re like me and worry about giant sharks anyway. So, want to see The Meg (starring Jason Statham, Rainn Wilson, Ruby Rose and one big-ass shark) EARLY and FOR FREE? Continue reading →
Is the mid-summer slump bringing you down? That awesome vacation you planned all year has come and gone, so you’re back at work and bored as hell? How ’bout an adrenaline shot courtesy of Mark Wahlberg in Mile 22??? He paired up with director Peter Berg again (after working together on Lone Survivor and Deepwater Horizon) but this time, they’re dropping the real-life dramas and just letting Marky Mark be a full-on badass. I could tell you more about the movie, but would it really matter? Instead, get passes to see Mile 22 EARLY and FOR FREE Continue reading →
I interviewed Adam Pally years ago, when he was still on that excellent TV show, Happy Endings (GOD, I miss that show!). He spent the first few minutes of our chat describing the bowel movement he’d had that morning and I could not stop laughing. Yes, Adam Pally can even discuss post-tequila stomach distress in a way that’s CHARMING, which is why I’ll support the man in whatever he does. That includes his latest movie Dog Days, which also stars Vanessa Hudgens, Eva Longoria and Finn Wolfhard. It looks like the perfect way for dog lovers to escape the heat, plus it’s rated PG so you can take your kids! If you’d like to see Dog Days EARLY and FOR FREE Continue reading →
Did I ever tell you about the crush I had on Christopher Robin? I don’t know if it was his little Mary Jane shoes or the way he talked to stuffed animals, but 4-year-old ME was smitten. I even tried to call Christopher Robin on the phone once, but didn’t know how and started dialing random numbers. My father caught me and said that I’d called the police instead, who had arrived and were arresting my sister. She joined the fun and started screaming for help from the living room. This promptly ended my crush on Christopher Robin, but I still can’t wait to see his movie. If you would like to see Christopher Robin with me EARLY and FOR FREE Continue reading →
I love Teen Titans GO! Yeah, I know I should be embarrassed to admit that, but my kids watch it occasionally and, when they do, I tend to stand in the doorway and laugh along with them. It’s smart, funny, and has a flat out goofy streak that I can relate to. That’s why I’m kind of relieved that DC is giving the Teen Titans their own movie before tackling Titans or Aquaman. So, wanna see Teen Titans GO! to the Movies EARLY and FOR FREE? Continue reading →
If you rolled your eyes when you heard they were making another Mission Impossible movie, you’re not alone. Many of us whispered “Seriously?” when we got the news and might have dismissed the 6th installment right then and there.
See, Mission Impossible: Fallout is getting some of the best reviews in the series yet and critics are especially jazzed about Tom Cruise’s performance. He’s pulling some of the biggest, most dangerous stunts of his career this time and even shattered his ankle during one (you can read more about that or ugh, WATCH THE VIDEO OF IT here). So, even though you’re tempted to blow off yet another Mission Impossible film, you absolutely shouldn’t miss Fallout. Even better, how would you like to see it EARLY and FOR FREE? Continue reading →