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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “The Legend of Tarzan” on ME!

My first introduction to Tarzan came when I was a young girl, but it had nothing to do with the book or that Disney cartoon. No, I was teenager, hopped up on hormones and watching HBO when Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes came on. I had never laid my eyes on Christopher Lambert before and seeing him in all that shirtless-long-hair-glory stirred something in my loins heart. I’ve had a bit of a fascination with the character ever since, and watched George of the Jungle more times than any full-grown woman should admit to.

Now Alexander Skarsgard is taking on the role of Tarzan? Really? The ONLY reason I watched 5 consecutive seasons of True Blood is playing the role that first lit the furnaces of my youth?

Oh, HELL YES HE IS!

Sure, there are other reasons to see The Legend of Tarzan. Margot Robbie plays the Ape Man’s true love Jane Porter while Christoph Waltz takes on the role of dangerous Captain Rom. Even Samuel Jackson plays real-life journalist George Washington Williams. He wrote an open letter to King Leopold in 1890, condemning the treatment of the Congolese so yes, there’s an actual history lesson in The Legend of Tarzan. No one will blame you if you just want to see it because of the picture above, though.

Whatever you reason is, click HERE to get free passes to see The Legend of Tarzan, then watch the trailer below. Hmmm, I wonder what Christopher Lambert is up to these days.

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See Steven Spielberg’s “The BFG” on Me!

Did you realize that The BFG was written by Roald Dahl, directed by Steven Spielberg and released by Disney?

That has to be one of strongest Film Trifectas I’ve ever heard of!

It stars Oscar winner Mark Rylance as a giant who befriends a lonely young girl and brings her to his home in Giant Country. It’s not entirely safe though, because the other giants prefer to eat people. Can their friendship survive, as the other giants become increasingly more dangerous? How can they warn the rest of the world about giants, when no one else believes in them?

The BFG opens in theaters July 1st, which would have been Roald Dahl’s 100th birthday, but you can see it EARLY and FOR FREE! Just click HERE, then watch the trailer below. Oh dear, it’s probably not a good sign that I just cried through THAT.

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Central Intelligence” On ME!

The ads for Central Intelligence say that sometimes you need a little Hart and a BIG Johnson. Makes you wonder if they didn’t just make the whole movie around that joke, right?

Well, the pairing of Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson certainly has fans excited, and so does the trailer featuring a pudgy, teenage version of “The Rock.” That might be worth the ticket price alone but lucky for us, we don’t have to pay for tickets! Just click HERE to snag your Central Intelligence passes, then watch the trailer again. And remember to get to the theater early! These will get you in for free but you’ll still need to get there in time to save your seat.

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates” On ME!

Mike and Dave (Adam Devine & Zac Efron) are going to a wedding in Hawaii but they need dates. They place an online ad that goes viral and end up with dates who party even harder than they do. It doesn’t sound like much of a premise, but throw in the fact that their dates are played by real-life buddies Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick, and I AM THERE.

Even better, I have passes to Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates so we get to see it FOR FREE! Click HERE to grab those, then watch the trailer below. Man, I want to be real-life-buddies with those chicks, too!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Finding Dory” On Me!

It’s possible that Finding Dory will be the biggest hit of the summer. If that’s the case, wouldn’t you rather see it early AND for free? Because that’s just what we’re gonna do! Click HERE to get free passes to see Finding Dory, then take a second to watch the trailer again. Don’t forget about the Dory After Dark Double Feature, too. You can watch Finding Nemo followed by Finding Dory Thursday June 16th. You’ll have to buy those tickets from the theater directly, so find the one nearest you by clicking HERE.

Did I just scream out loud? Also, did I just pee a little?

FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “The Conjuring 2” On Me! (Not literally. You can’t sit in my lap if you’re scared.)

See the image above? I saw that for the first time a few months ago, when I saw The Conjuring 2 trailer in the theater. I honestly screamed out loud when that dude came out of the wall. No one else around me screamed because no one else was really paying attention. I, on the other hand, was rapt.

See, I LOVED the first Conjuring. It’s easily in my Top 5 List of Scary Movies and probably in my Top 10 Favorites of All Time, if you forced me to make one. I’m a sucker for any ghost story that’s BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS, plus Director James Wan has such a delicate touch with these films, they actually feel REAL.

This is why you probably shouldn’t sit anywhere near me during The Conjuring 2. NO, I’m going to scream and flail and probably yell out a healthy dose of profanity in the process. It will be highly embarrassing for us all but you should STILL get free passes to see The Conjuring 2. Do that by clicking HERE, then watch the trailer below. On second thought, maybe you should sit right next to me. And hold my hand!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Me Before You” ON ME!

I don’t know if I’m emotionally prepared for this movie.

Just last weekend, I bawled my way through the Hold the Door episode of Game of Thrones, then caught up on Outlander and lost it AGAIN over Faith.

The swelling in my eyes has barely gone down and now I have to see Me Before You? Seriously? It’s about a girl who falls for a recently paralyzed man and everyone who’s read the best-selling book says that I should “Bring Kleenex.”

Great. Continue reading →

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FREE MOVIE PASSES- Take Your Kids to See “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows” On Me!

We’re big fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in our house. If you see my daughters and I out somewhere though, you have to pretend like you don’t know this.

See, we all became fans of the Nickelodeon TMNT a few years ago, but my kids got it into their heads that they weren’t supposed to be watching it. I don’t know why, but they thought girls shouldn’t LIKE the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which is ridiculous. So, they’ve continued to watch it in private and hush me violently whenever I mention the show in front of their friends.

Despite all of this, they are thrilled to see the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows and will be even more pumped when I tell them I have free passes. If you’d like to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows with us, click HERE to grab a 4-pack of passes, then watch the trailer below. But remember, when you see us at the screening, you don’t know we’re fans!

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THANK YOU for “Alice Through the Looking Glass”

I just wanted to send a gigantic THANK YOU to everyone who made last night’s screening of Alice Through the Looking Glass happen. We had such a great time and I loved seeing everyone who came out.

First, I have to thank The Alamo Drafthouse in Richardson for showing the movie and for making those lovely cocktails for us. I think the biggest hit of the night had to be the massive EAT ME cookies. I even saw a few people shoving extras in their purses!

Thank you also to OPI and Urban Decay for the nail polishes and make-up they gave to us as party favors. That blue nail polish will go fast in my house!

HUGE thanks also to Disney and to Jenna Doran from Susan Jacobs, Inc. for making this happen. I should also thank Raymond Garcia for being there to help and for looking adorable, like usual. Most importantly, THANK YOU to everyone who came to see Alice Through the Looking Glass and to hang out with us! I hope you enjoyed it and the whole night as much as we did!

Don’t forget that Alice Through the Looking Glass opens in theaters May 26th!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Puerto Ricans in Paris” ON ME!

Luis Guzman is an unsung hero.

This occurred to me recently while watching one of my all-time-FAVORITES, The Count of Monte Cristo. Guzman plays Edmond Dantes’ devoted friend Jacopo, but he’s also played a million other characters you’ve loved, in films like Out of Sight, Traffic, and OF COURSE Boogie Nights! That’s not even counting all the TV he’s done over the years, so it’s nice to see Luis Guzman get his name above the title in Puerto Ricans in Paris.

It stars Guzman and Edgar Garcia as New York detectives who are sent to Paris, in search of a black market thief. It’s a fish-out-of-water tale as they stumble through the world of high fashion, searching for a stolen design. Sounds like loads of fun and I have your free passes! Just click HERE to grab those, then check out the trailer below. And HOLY CLEAVAGE! How hot is Rosario Dawson?!