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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “The Dressmaker” ON ME!

The Dressmaker stars Kate Winslet as a fashion designer who returns to her small Australian hometown to right the wrongs of her past. She does so by outfitting the town in haute couture, but will it be enough to change their opinions of her?

The Dressmaker has some outstanding names, like Judy Davis and Hugo Weaving, but my FAVORITE bit of casting has to be Liam Hemsworth as Winslet’s potential lover. I’m onboard with any movie where Hemsworth and Winslet could be a THING! If you are too, click HERE to get your free passes, then watch the trailer below. Oh my word, I might have to watch that again!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Masterminds” ON ME!

I think I’d watch anything with Kristen Wiig and Kate McKinnon in it. In fact, my current idea of HEAVEN would be the two of them narrating a nonstop loop of those Tasty videos. Yeah, but only the recipes that featured lots of cream cheese and canned biscuits!

While we’re waiting for that to magically happen, we can watch Kristen Wiig and Kate McKinnon in Masterminds. This one also stars Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis, and Zach Galifianakis as an armored-car driver who steals 17 million dollars worth of cash. If you’d like to see Masterminds EARLY and FOR FREE, just click HERE, then watch the trailer below. Man, Masterminds is based on actual events, but I hope just LOOSELY!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Deepwater Horizon” ON ME!

On April 20th, 2010, the world’s largest man-made disaster occurred on an off-shore drilling rig in the Gulf of Mexico. The Deepwater Horizon exploded and created the largest oil-spill in history AND took 11 lives in the process. Director Peter Berg tells the Deepwater Horizon story with the help of Mike Williams (played by Mark Wahlberg), who actually survived the explosion.

So, wanna see it EARLY and FOR FREE? If so, click HERE to grab your free passes, then watch the trailer below. Wait a minute. What accent is John Malkovich doing? Is that supposed to be Cajun?

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Storks” ON ME!

People complain all the time that Hollywood has run out of ideas. “That’s why we keep seeing sequels and remakes,” they tell me, but that was before Storks. In this movie, storks no longer deliver babies and focus on internet sales instead. It proves to be lucrative until someone accidentally makes a baby. Now one stork must find a home for it, with the help of the only human on “Stork Mountain.”

Yeah, I’ve definitely never heard that story before.

Storks comes from the same studios that gave us The Lego Movie and it stars Andy Samberg (whom we all have secret crushes on, right?). Jennifer Aniston also makes an appearance and she hasn’t voiced a character since The Iron Giant in 1999 (SEE IT if you haven’t already). If you’d like see Storks EARLY and FOR FREE, click HERE to grab your passes, then watch the trailer below. See? They’ve definitely never made THIS movie before!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “The Magnificent Seven” ON ME!

Where has Chris Pratt been? Sure, I’ve seen him nightly on HBO since they’re playing Jurassic World on repeat, but it’s been far too long since my pretend-boyfriend was on the big screen. This dry-spell will come to an end soon, thank goodness, since The Magnificent Seven is hitting theaters September 23rd.

The Magnificent Seven stars Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawke, along with the Pool-Boy-of-Your-Dreams Chris Pratt, as gunmen who band together to save a town from thieves. It isn’t a remake of the 1960’s classic, just a re-imagining, so you purists can relax. The Magnificent Seven also stars Haley Bennett, who has had a HUGE year after starring in Hardcore Henry in the spring and in The Girl on the Train next month. Haley is the girl you keep thinking is Jennifer Lawrence, but isn’t.

If you’d like to see The Magnificent Seven EARLY and FOR FREE, just click HERE, then watch the trailer below. See, you totally thought she was Jennifer Lawrence, didn’t you?

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Blair Witch” ON ME!

Can we all take a minute to pretend that the awful Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows movie never came out? Seriously? Can we go back to a world where the original Blair Witch Project scared the bejeezus out of everyone and no one would even think of rolling their eyes about a new Blair Witch movie?

Because that’s the world we’re living in today, my friend.

Director Adam Wingard, who helmed the fantastic You’re Next in 2011, has taken the reigns of Blair Witch and helped that nasty witch find her fangs again. Everyone who has seen it is raving about it and, best of all, I have passes to see Blair Witch EARLY and FOR FREE. Just click HERE to snag those, then watch the trailer below. Oh man, they even brought back those freaky straw figures!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Queen of Katwe” ON ME!

It tickles me to no end when I have passes to something TRULY SPECIAL. I especially love it when that truly special something is a film you can share with your KIDS. That’s why I’m tickled pink about these free passes to see The Queen of Katwe.

This Disney flick tells the true story of a Phiona, who is selling corn on the streets of Uganda when she discovers the game of Chess. Her instructor (David Oyelowo) realizes she’s a natural and her mother (Lupita Nyong’O) will do anything possible to help Phiona become an international chess champion. The Queen of Katwe is packed with wonderful performances as well as great messages about humble beginnings and strength of spirit, so you should definitely share it with the cool kid in your life. Even better, I have passes to see it EARLY and FOR FREE! Grab your free passes to see The Queen of Katwe by clicking HERE, then watch the trailer below. Oh dear, you know we’re in trouble when I’m crying through the trailer!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Sully” ON ME!

What would you do if you met Chesley Sullenberger today?

Would you shake his hand? Buy him a drink? Maybe give him a big bear hug?

Did you know that the man who landed a disabled Airbus A320 on the Hudson River has been questioned about that decision? Did you also know that many flight simulations found the plane he was flying that day COULD have made it back to the airport safely? Is it possible that he actually risked the lives of the 155 people onboard when he landed in the water?

Do you still want to buy Sully that drink?

Sully stars Tom Hanks as Chesley Sullenberger and it’s directed by Clint Eastwood. It’s based on Sullenberger’s own memoir, The Highest Duty: My Search for What Really Matters, and here’s the deal…

I’ve already seen it.

Yes, I’ve already seen it and I’m DYING to tell you all about it but I’ve been asked by the studio not to. All I can do is tell you something you already know…

You REALLY want to see this movie.

And thanks to ME, you get to see it early and for free! Just click HERE for those passes, then watch the trailer below. You know what? I think I’d give Sully that big bear hug anyway.

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Bridget Jones’s Baby” ON ME!

I’m excited about seeing Bridget Jones’s Baby, but not just because I love her. Yes, I want to see what that adorable klutz is up to and find out why on EARTH she didn’t end up with Mark Darcy, but there’s more to it.

The truth is that I’ve missed Renee Zellweger and am so happy to see her back on screen after far too many years away. Cheers to you, lady!

That’s why I scrambled to get as many free passes to Bridget Jones’s Baby as I could. I have 30 pairs for the first 30 people who write their names in the COMMENTS below. Of course, you could include a note about how much you enjoy watching my reviews on Good Morning Texas or how cute my shoes were this morning, but you don’t have to. Just type your name below then watch the trailer again with me. OH NO! What if the old boyfriend ends up with the new boyfriend?

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OUT & ABOUT: Looking for Fun This Weekend? I Had Some Suggestions on “Good Morning Texas”

It’s Back to School time and kids couldn’t be happier! Ha, right. Mine have been back to school for a whole week now and they’re still fighting tears when I drop them off.

Well, the good news is that the weekend is almost here and some great things are happening to take their minds off the inevitable. I was on Good Morning Texas today to share the fun stuff I found and you can watch that by clicking HERE. I also made a simple Out & About list, for those of you who don’t feel like watching my giant talking head: Continue reading →