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PODCAST: “Trolls” Reviewed by My Kids & Their Friends

I took my daughters and our neighbor boys to see Trolls this weekend. Have you ever noticed how kids feel like they have to hate EVERYTHING these days? Was that the case with Trolls? Can the power of Justin Timberlake soothe even the grouchiest pre-teen? Listen to their Trolls review to find out! And don’t forget to subscribe to my website so you’ll always know when I’m giving away free movie passes!

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PODCAST: “The Accountant” Had Us Screaming at the Screen

Rebekah Black and I saw The Accountant last night and had pretty extreme reactions to it. In fact, one of us even started yelling at the movie screen during the film. Here is our review and I’m proud to say that it’s 100% Spoiler Free. Well, at least no one behind us feel asleep and snored through it, like The Girl on the Train last week. Enjoy!

And because we talked about it so much, here’s the trailer for John Wick: Chapter 2. (SQUEEE!)

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PODCAST: “The Girl on the Train” Why Do ALL WOMEN Have to be CRAZY?

I saw The Girl on the Train yesterday with my buddy Rebekah Black. I think we were both expecting something like Gone Girl, but with a hint of Grrl Power. Man, we were way off. Listen to our podcast below to hear our thoughts and remember to grab those free movie passes when you’re done!

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PODCAST: “Suicide Squad” Movie Review with Rebekah Black & Tim Vasquez

I got to see Suicide Squad with Rebekah Black and guest-critic, Tim Vasquez last night. Sooo, was it any good? Did it live up to that phenomenal trailer? Was Jared Leto a decent Joker? More importantly, did it wash the taste of the Godawful Batman v Superman out of our mouths? Listen to the podcast to find out, and while you’re here, don’t forget to snag some free movie passes!

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Mommy-Movie-Review: What My Girls Thought of “The BFG”

I watched The BFG with my daughters last night and we had very different opinions of it. In fact, they got a little angry with me for my critique! When Roald Dahl meets Steven Spielberg and Disney, could anything possibly go wrong? Listen below to find out!

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PODCAST: “Central Intelligence” Movie Review (Is The Rock a Bronie?)

Rebekah Black and I saw Central Intelligence last night and we weren’t expecting much. I mean, Kevin Hart appears to be making the same movie over and over again lately, right? Did he break the pattern this time? Is Central Intelligence better than we thought it would be? Is The Rock a Bronie? More importantly, do we actually get to see him naked in this one? Listen to the podcast below to find out!

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Mommy-Movie-Review: “Finding Dory” Reviewed by My Girls


I finally saw Finding Dory with my daughters last night, so I know what you’re thinking. It probably sounds like this: “PLEASE let it be as good as Finding Nemo! Please oh please oh PUHLEEEEEEZE!!!
Well, is it?
Just take a listen to the podcast below and see what my kids had to say. Oh, and you might want to take some Kleenex. I may or may not have gotten a bit weepy…twice.

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PODCAST: “The Conjuring 2” Movie Review (Why I Screamed So Much That Someone Thought I Needed Help)

We finally watched the movie I was most excited about seeing this year, The Conjuring 2. Was it everything I’d hoped it would be? Does it live up to the first movie? Was I screaming so much that someone thought I needed assistance? Listen to find out! I will say I was most disturbed by the picture below, which Michael Hatch showed me right after the movie. It’s supposedly a real photo of the little boy who haunted the Amityville House. It’s also why I only got about 2 hours of sleep last night.

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MOMMY MOVIE REVIEW- “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows” Reviewed by My Daughters

I saw the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows with my daughters and they had PLENTY to say about it. I had a few thoughts myself, especially since the Turtles apparently SWEAR now! Listen to the podcast below if you’d like to hear our thoughts and find out if we think this movie is appropriate for kids. Remember, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows opens in theaters nationwide June 3rd.

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PODCAST: “Me Before You” Movie Review (Courtesy of the Rockwall/Rowlett Bookclub)

My friend and I were recently trying to list our favorite TEAR YOUR HEART OUT movies and decided that Me, Earl, and the Dying Girl had to be our current #1. We also decided that Autumn in New York had to be at the bottom because what was UP with that age difference?

But where does Me Before You fall on that list? Listen below to find out, but know two things first:

1. Sorry my levels are so bad. I’d like to blame everyone else and say it’s because I was interviewing such a large group. The reality is that I was excited and screaming into the mic.
2. If YOU would like a pair of Bumble Bee Tights, just click HERE & HUE will hook you up.
Have fun and enjoy the movie! Wait, let me rephrase that. Try to enjoy that massive, soul-soaking cry you’re about have!