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FREE MOVIE PASSES- See “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales” EARLY & FOR FREE

If I’m being perfectly honest, I’d admit that I haven’t been a fan of Johnny Depp for years now. I’m not entirely sure why that is. Maybe he did too many stinkers like Mordecai and Dark Shadows, or maybe it’s just been too long since I’ve seen him without wigs and make-up. Whatever the reason, I no longer love Johnny Depp UNLESS he’s playing Captain Jack Sparrow. I even liked the last Pirates of the Caribbean: Stranger Tides (one of the few critics who DID), because of the delicious back-and-forth between Captain Jack and his ex-girlfriend, Angelica (Penelope Cruz). Depp gets better to me each time he dons the dreadlocks and boots, which is why I’m giving away passes to see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. If you’d like to see it EARLY and FOR FREE, click HERE for passes then watch the trailer below. Surely, I’m not the only person who has the hots for Captain Jack, but I bet he’d smell horrible in real life. Probably like a combination of shrimp shells and hot garbage.

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