Scary Stories

Free Passes to “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark” from HAUNTED AF!

I love seeing, reviewing and writing about movies but my side-hustle is my guilty pleasure: Ghost stories!
That’s why I started the Haunted AF podcast with my friend Rebekah Black, who also loves a good scary story. We just started Season 2 and have had terrifying TRUE tales, from ghostly voices inside the Lizzy Borden house to what might be actual ghost photos. It’s not all chills though, like this story about a ghost ape who’s really into self-pleasure.
Please subscribe to our podcast at Hauntedaf.com and grab some passes to see Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark while you’re there. Then check out the trailer below. Dang…this looks way scarier than that nasty monkey story!

Angry Birds 2
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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “The Angry Birds Movie 2” EARLY & FOR FREE

I’m a parent so I know that we’re reaching the low, dark days of “when the hell does school start again???” Mine are older and I’m out of the kids-hanging-on-you-in-the-pool days, but they still manage to empty the fridge AND bank account on a daily basis. So I feel your pain. That’s why I’m happy to offer FREE PASSES to see The Angry Birds Movie 2! It won’t cost you a thing and you’ll spend 2 blessed hours in a cool theater, where you can repeatedly remind yourself that summer’s almost over. Continue reading →

Milo Ventimiglia
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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “The Art of Racing in the Rain” All Over Texas!

Where are my Dog Lovers! The Art of Racing in the Rain is about the life lessons of a Formula One race-car driver (played by Milo Ventimiglia), but told from the point-of-view of his Golden Retriever. It’s based on the best-selling novel by Garth Stein and I have passes to Free Screenings ALL OVER TEXAS! Continue reading →

Lion King

MOVIE REVIEW: “The Lion King” Disney Fixes the Unbroken (Again)

Are you wondering about Disney‘s remake of The Lion King? Well, here’s my review in the form of an analogy.
Remember the time you went to see that band you loved in concert? You waited all night to hear your favorite song but when they started playing it, you realized it was a brand new version? Continue reading →

Pitt & DiCaprio
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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” EARLY & FOR FREE

There’s so much greatness going on in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Brad Pitt is a stunt-double to Leonardo DiCaprio’s aging movie-star. Margot Robbie plays Sharon Tate as the Manson Family starts their murder-spree and, my goodness is that Dakota Fanning as Squeaky Fromme? Quentin Tarantino’s at the helm of it all, so you know this movie will take some unexpected (but hopefully fantastic) turns. So, who wants to see Once Upon a Time in Hollywood EARLY and FOR FREE? Continue reading →

Stuber Screenings

FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Stuber” EARLY & FOR FREE All Over Texas!

Who’s up for a free movie? I sure could use one, seeing that we’re only a few weeks into summer and I’m already out of cash. Lucky for us, I have passes to see Stuber, about an Uber driver (Kumail Nanjiani) who picks up a short-tempered cop (Dave Bautista) on a mission. Continue reading →

Spider-Man

MOVIE REVIEW: Can “Spider-Man: Far From Home” Make the HUGE Leap from “Endgame?”

Imagine being the first Marvel film released AFTER Avengers: Endgame.
It almost isn’t fair, is it? Following on the heels of a film that brought all of our favorite superheros together (and even took some away) would be an enormous challenge for any picture, but especially one that had such deep connections to one of the departed (I’m just now realizing how hard it will be to write this review without any A) Spider-Man: Far From Home or B) Avengers: Endgame spoilers). Continue reading →

Yesterday

MOVIE REVIEW: Rediscover The Beatles in “Yesterday”

Things simply don’t exist anymore in the world of Yesterday.
It all started the night a blackout occurred and caused struggling musician Jack Malik (Himesh Patel) to be hit by a bus. Everything in the world has progressed like normal since, but without certain iconic things…like The Beatles. Jack Malik appears to be the only person who remembers them, so he does what any struggling musician would do:
He claims those songs for his own and enjoys almost instant fame.
It doesn’t come without a price though. Continue reading →

"Midsommar" Movie Review

MOVIE REVIEW: Rethinking Your Summer Vaca with “Midsommar”

A fellow film critic got my attention as I walked into the Midsommar screening last night. He laughed when he saw me and asked if I thought Director Ari Aster might actually scare us this time. I laughed back and told him how Aster’s last film, Hereditary, actually did scare me and how my movie date cried through the last 20 minutes, asking “When is this movie gonna END???”
See, Writer/Director Ari Aster does one of two things to his audience. He delivers a specific type of terror that either grips you tightly around the neck or goes straight over your head.
In other words, if you thought Hereditary was stupid, you’ll feel no differently about this one. If, on the other hand, it launched you into a week long panic-attack (like me), then Midsommar might be right up your alley.

Florence Pugh
A bug flew into my friend’s eye during the movie & that STILL wasn’t the weirdest thing about “Midsommar.”
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