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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Entourage” on Me!

Everyone complains that Hollywood has run out of ideas, but you can’t fault them for making movie versions of popular TV shows. Gotta give the people what they want, right? That said, I was OVER Entourage long before the series finished. I had to keep WATCHING it because my husband was a fan but I felt like I was seeing the same episode over and over again. That’s not what turned me off for good, though. I realized one night how much it grossed me out to watch Drama and Turtle constantly hook up with random women. Those characters are NASTY and the women they shacked up with each week were even NASTIER.

I realize I’m in the minority here and I still got a little excited when I saw the trailer:

Omigod! Was that Haley Joel Osment? The “I see dead people” kid? EVERYONE wanted to make a cameo in this movie, so you’ve got Tom Brady, Gary Busey, Jon Favreau…even Mark Cuban shows up!

If you want to see Entourage FOR FREE there’s a screening this Monday night and I HAVE PASSES! Just click HERE to get yours. REMEMBER though, it’s first come first serve so show up early. You might have to wait in line for a bit because everyone wants to see this movie. That said, we WILL be at the AMC Northpark, which has a bar. Please don’t forget because I’d hate to see you having an Ari-Gold-Freak-Out at the theater over missing you chance. If, however, you DO freak-out, make sure someone catches it on their phone.

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BLOG: My Secret Shame-Part Deux

I posted what had to be the NASTIEST blog I’ve ever put on this website last week and it was written almost entirely by other people. I belong to a secret Facebook Group that has been sharing their “Secret Shames,” so I wrote a blog based on them. Far more people read that post than ANYTHING ELSE I’VE EVER WRITTEN! So, I guess you people are sick in the head…just like me.

Here’s Round 2 but remember, they are foul. Like really really FOUL. There are countless swear words and yes, even more poop-talk. I also feel the need to apologize to Little People because…well, you’ll see why after reading it. Enjoy! Continue reading →

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See the Original “National Lampoon’s Vacation” Before the NEW One Comes Out!

Have you SEEN the trailer for the new Vacation movie? Well, here’s a link but BE WARNED! It is Not-Safe-For-Work in every possible way, and it looks hilarious!

Click Here to Watch the Trailer but YOU WERE WARNED!

The B&B Theater in Wylie is celebrating the release of the new film by showing the OLD 1983 National Lampoon’s Vacation Thursday, June 4th. That’s NEXT Thursday night and I have some free passes. Continue reading →

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PODCAST: Boozy Movies Reviews “San Andreas” and Ponders What ‘CGI’ Stands For

I saw San Andreas last night with Richie Whitt and Rebekah Black, then we had pink, fluffy cocktails and chatted about it. Sybil Summers didn’t join us this week because she thought it looked like a stupid movie. SHE WAS WRONG!

You could be like Sybil and assume the worst, or you could listen to our podcast and find out for sure.

Make sure you grab free passes to see Melissa McCarthy in Spy with us NEXT week. You can do that by clicking HERE. Richie Whitt assumes THAT ONE will be bad but you know what happens when you ASSUME things, right? You make an Ass-Hat…or something.

Special thanks to our wonderful sponsors Chopshop Sports Garage, Kenichi, Three Squares, and Shooters Dallas.

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BLOG: “Star Wars” Versus the Pecan Trout

I just saw that today marks years since the movie Star Wars was released. I can’t BELIEVE it has been that long! I remember the first time I saw it, but not just because I loved it so much. I vividly remember the night we saw Star Wars because it was the same night my Dad barfed in a dumpster. Continue reading →

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BLOG: This Summer, I Want to Be 17 Again

I read a really great Scary Mommy blog recently about giving our kids a summer like the ones WE use to have. Here’s a link if you haven’t read it yet: http://www.scarymommy.com/10-ways-to-give-your-kid-a-1970s-kind-of-summer/
I LOVE the Scary Mommy blogs but this one got me thinking: Why do kids get to have all the fun? Why can’t WE have a fun, youthful summer as well?

I’ve been pondering this lately because I’m currently unemployed (I’ve been saying “self employed” since I started this website but no one’s buying it) so it looks like I will have the summer off too. That is why I’ve decided that this summer, I’m going to be 17 again. Continue reading →

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BLOG: Braving the Flood of 2006 (Was it BRAVERY or STUPIDITY?)

I can’t get over the rain we’ve had lately. I hope this means that our summer won’t be as hot or dry as usual but this being Texas, that probably won’t be the case. This nonstop deluge has reminded me of the only other flood I experienced back in March of 2006. I remember it clearly because I was one of the smart people out driving in it. Continue reading →

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: Wanna See “Spy” in Dallas or Austin?

Man, it has been a banner week for Melissa McCarthy. First, she was all over the news for schooling a film critic who said horrible things about her. THEN she showed up to get her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame looking like this:

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NICE WORK, LADY! Continue reading →

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VIDEO: Summer Movie Chat on “Good Morning Texas”

I was TERRIFIED about being on TV today but I think it went pretty well. I DID say “disingenuine” which I’m pretty sure isn’t even a word, but I held it together otherwise. Thanks again to Christine Visneau of Veecaravan for outfitting me and to everyone at Good Morning Texas for having me on. I’ll be back next month to review Jurassic World and I heard they might have something fun/scary in store!

Click HERE to Watch My Summer Movie Chat on Good Morning Texas!

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PODCAST: Boozy Movies Reviews “Poltergeist” & Tells Some Ghost Stories of Their Own

We were super excited about the podcast this week, for various reasons. First of all, we were all jazzed about seeing the remake of Poltergeist, but also because we had a real-live MOVIE STAR as our Guest Film Critic. Brad Hawkins from the movie Boyhood joined us and was adorable, like usual. If you’ve seen Boyhood, Brad played this guy.

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