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MOMMY-MOVIE-REVIEW: 3rd Graders Review the Movie “Pan”

It seems that film critics unanimously HATE the movie Pan. The last time I checked, it was getting 25% on the movie-review website Rotten Tomatoes, which means that it’s certified BEYOND ROTTEN. Pan isn’t a movie for “Film Critics” though. It’s a movie FOR KIDS, so what do they have to say about it? I was lucky enough to encounter a gaggle of 3rd graders right after they saw it and was able to get the low down from them. This is what THEY had to say about Pan, minus a few shrieks and giggles.

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PODCAST: Boozy Movies Reviews “Ted 2”

I watched Ted 2 with Sybil Summers and Richie Whitt last night. We were also lucky enough to have guest Film Critic, Mark Walters from Bigfanboy.com join us. In the process, I drank lots of wine and admitted to a Seth MacFarlane fetish that I am now more than a little embarassed about. We also had what Mark called “the most awkward ending” of any podcast EVER, which I tried to edit out but only managed to make it worse. Apologies in advance for that. Otherwise, here’s our review of Ted 2. Enjoy!