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FREE MOVIE PASSES: Wanna See “Spy” in Dallas or Austin?

Man, it has been a banner week for Melissa McCarthy. First, she was all over the news for schooling a film critic who said horrible things about her. THEN she showed up to get her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame looking like this:

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NICE WORK, LADY! Continue reading →

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: Think You Can Make It Through “Poltergeist” Without Peeing Yourself?

Omigodomigodomigod…I am so freaking excited about this movie! Poltergeist is one of my all-time FAVORITE scary movies and probably in my “Top 10 of All Time.” I even wrote a blog about how it ruined my life, which you can read by clicking HERE if you happen to be bored or sitting on a toilet.

I love Poltergeist so much that I was pissed when I found out they were remaking it. Then I saw the trailer. Holy sh*t, I won’t be able to sleep for WEEKS after this.

Wanna go? I have free passes to see Poltergeist in Dallas AND in Austin. If you THINK you can handle it, just click on the links below. I’ll see you there but WARNING: I tend to scream and thrash about through the scary parts.

I AM A BIG BRAVE PERSON WHO WANTS TO SEE “POLTERGEIST” IN DALLAS

I AM A BIG BRAVE PERSON WHO WANTS TO SEE “POLTERGEIST” IN AUSTIN

Remember, THEY ALREADY KNOW WHAT SCARES YOU!!!