My Spy

FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “My Spy” EARLY & FOR FREE All Over Texas! (& New Orleans)

Can I be honest? When I first saw the poster for My Spy, I rolled my eyes. I thought, “Oh great, they’re putting Drax in movies with kids now. Perfect.” Then I watched the trailer and got genuinely excited about this movie. Sure My Spy looks cute, but it has a dose of grit so it’s not “cutesy.” Plus, it’s got Kristen Schaal who is frankly brilliant in anything. Best of all, I have passes to see it EARLY and FOR FREE all over the map! Continue reading →

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MOVIE REVIEW: “Spectre” & Why James Bond Is Kinda Creepy Now

I saw the new James Bond movie Spectre tonight so I can tell you this: It’s another James Bond movie. You will find James Bond doing James Bond-type stuff, like driving expensive cars and sleeping with pouty women who have psychotic boyfriends. There’s a story about a bunch of bad guys who are protecting the ULTRA bad guy and Bond has to catch him without dying, of course. If you like James Bond movies, you will be happy to get more of the same. If you’re like me and don’t understand the appeal, Spectre will do nothing to change your mind.

There is a glaring problem with our current James Bond though and I think it’s time to address the elephant in the room. James Bond’s need to screw everything in sight has gotten more than a little creepy.

Let me be clear. I understand that 007 has always been written like this and that his lothario ways are simply part of Bond culture. This also has nothing to do with Daniel Craig, because I think he’s the sexiest Bond we’ve had since Sean Connery. This attitude doesn’t fit in a modern world though and it makes him seem dated…or WORSE.

Take, for instance, a scene early in Spectre where Bond undresses a tearful, widowed Monica Bellucci while whispering, “Trust me.” Ewwww! Continue reading →