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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “The Accountant” ON ME!

If you’ve been to the movies in the last 3 months, you’ve probably seen the trailer for The Accountant. It stars Ben Affleck as a freelance accountant who un-cooks the books for dangerous criminals. What happens though, when the authorities close in and those criminals start to see him as a threat?

I get so excited every time I see this trailer. I don’t know if it’s because The Accountant stars some of my favorite actors (J.K. Simmons, Jon Bernthal, Anna Kendrick) or if it’s just the excellent use of Radiohead. Whatever the reason, we can all see The Accountant EARLY and FOR FREE. Just click HERE to get your passes, then watch the trailer below. See what I mean about the perfect use of Radiohead?

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Keeping Up with the Joneses” ON ME!

Those of us who didn’t get enough Gal Gadot in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice are in luck. She’s back in Keeping Up with the Joneses and she brought along Jon Hamm, another face we haven’t seen enough of lately.

Keeping Up with the Joneses stars Zach Galifianakis and Isla Fisher as a suburban couple whose new neighbors are the impossibly stylish Gadot and Hamm. Are they really that perfect, or do the Joneses have something to hide? Well, you already know the answer to that.

If you’d like free passes to see Keeping Up with the Jonese, just click HERE, then watch the trailer below. And check out Zach Galifianakis, who lost over 50 pounds before filming this movie! I honestly didn’t even recognize him at first!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “The Dressmaker” ON ME!

The Dressmaker stars Kate Winslet as a fashion designer who returns to her small Australian hometown to right the wrongs of her past. She does so by outfitting the town in haute couture, but will it be enough to change their opinions of her?

The Dressmaker has some outstanding names, like Judy Davis and Hugo Weaving, but my FAVORITE bit of casting has to be Liam Hemsworth as Winslet’s potential lover. I’m onboard with any movie where Hemsworth and Winslet could be a THING! If you are too, click HERE to get your free passes, then watch the trailer below. Oh my word, I might have to watch that again!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Masterminds” ON ME!

I think I’d watch anything with Kristen Wiig and Kate McKinnon in it. In fact, my current idea of HEAVEN would be the two of them narrating a nonstop loop of those Tasty videos. Yeah, but only the recipes that featured lots of cream cheese and canned biscuits!

While we’re waiting for that to magically happen, we can watch Kristen Wiig and Kate McKinnon in Masterminds. This one also stars Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis, and Zach Galifianakis as an armored-car driver who steals 17 million dollars worth of cash. If you’d like to see Masterminds EARLY and FOR FREE, just click HERE, then watch the trailer below. Man, Masterminds is based on actual events, but I hope just LOOSELY!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Storks” ON ME!

People complain all the time that Hollywood has run out of ideas. “That’s why we keep seeing sequels and remakes,” they tell me, but that was before Storks. In this movie, storks no longer deliver babies and focus on internet sales instead. It proves to be lucrative until someone accidentally makes a baby. Now one stork must find a home for it, with the help of the only human on “Stork Mountain.”

Yeah, I’ve definitely never heard that story before.

Storks comes from the same studios that gave us The Lego Movie and it stars Andy Samberg (whom we all have secret crushes on, right?). Jennifer Aniston also makes an appearance and she hasn’t voiced a character since The Iron Giant in 1999 (SEE IT if you haven’t already). If you’d like see Storks EARLY and FOR FREE, click HERE to grab your passes, then watch the trailer below. See? They’ve definitely never made THIS movie before!

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“Good Morning Texas” Fall Movie Preview (Plus Reviews of SULLY & BRIDGET JONES’S BABY)

I’m really excited about all the great movies opening this month. You can tell by the crazy-eyes I’m giving Jane McGarry above, can’t you? Some HUGE films are coming up, starting with Sully, which opens this weekend. Click HERE if you’d like to watch my review of Tom Hanks’ latest and hear my thoughts on Bridget Jones’s Baby. I also cover some films with a Texas Connection: Hell or High Water and The Hollars, which stars Jacksonville’s own Margo Martindale.

Don’t forget to subscribe to my website so you’ll always know when I’m giving away free movie passes. I STILL can’t find anyone to see Blair Witch with me! Gee, I wonder why?

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Sully” ON ME!

What would you do if you met Chesley Sullenberger today?

Would you shake his hand? Buy him a drink? Maybe give him a big bear hug?

Did you know that the man who landed a disabled Airbus A320 on the Hudson River has been questioned about that decision? Did you also know that many flight simulations found the plane he was flying that day COULD have made it back to the airport safely? Is it possible that he actually risked the lives of the 155 people onboard when he landed in the water?

Do you still want to buy Sully that drink?

Sully stars Tom Hanks as Chesley Sullenberger and it’s directed by Clint Eastwood. It’s based on Sullenberger’s own memoir, The Highest Duty: My Search for What Really Matters, and here’s the deal…

I’ve already seen it.

Yes, I’ve already seen it and I’m DYING to tell you all about it but I’ve been asked by the studio not to. All I can do is tell you something you already know…

You REALLY want to see this movie.

And thanks to ME, you get to see it early and for free! Just click HERE for those passes, then watch the trailer below. You know what? I think I’d give Sully that big bear hug anyway.

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Bridget Jones’s Baby” ON ME!

I’m excited about seeing Bridget Jones’s Baby, but not just because I love her. Yes, I want to see what that adorable klutz is up to and find out why on EARTH she didn’t end up with Mark Darcy, but there’s more to it.

The truth is that I’ve missed Renee Zellweger and am so happy to see her back on screen after far too many years away. Cheers to you, lady!

That’s why I scrambled to get as many free passes to Bridget Jones’s Baby as I could. I have 30 pairs for the first 30 people who write their names in the COMMENTS below. Of course, you could include a note about how much you enjoy watching my reviews on Good Morning Texas or how cute my shoes were this morning, but you don’t have to. Just type your name below then watch the trailer again with me. OH NO! What if the old boyfriend ends up with the new boyfriend?

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FREE MOVIES PASSES: See “Kubo & the Two Strings” ON ME!

The summary for Kubo and the Two Strings reads like an awesome old-school Bruce Lee movie. This is what I copied from IMDB.com: “A young boy named Kubo must locate a magical suit of armor worn by his late father in order to defeat a vengeful spirit from the past.”

Oh yeah, and he battles demons using a magical instrument, called a shamisen.

See what I mean?

Kubo and the Two Strings is also the latest from Laika Studios, which brought us cool stop-motion projects, like The Boxtrolls and Coraline, AND it’s Matthew McConaughey’s debut performance in an animated feature. Pretty cool, right?

Even better, you can see it EARLY and FOR FREE so click HERE to snag those passes, then watch the trailer below. In fact, watch the trailer first, because how incredible does THAT look???

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Nerve” ON ME!

The premise of this movie freaks me out. Emma Roberts plays a buttoned-up high-schooler who joins an online truth-or-dare game called Nerve. It starts as simple fun but one dare turns into another and before long, the game has affected her whole life. It’s just a movie but…can’t you see this happening? And wouldn’t you be tempted to play? Well, you should probably see Nerve before you start tracking down Dave Franco and guess who has free passes? Just click HERE to get those, then watch the trailer below. See? You know you’d do it!