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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Blair Witch” ON ME!

Can we all take a minute to pretend that the awful Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows movie never came out? Seriously? Can we go back to a world where the original Blair Witch Project scared the bejeezus out of everyone and no one would even think of rolling their eyes about a new Blair Witch movie?

Because that’s the world we’re living in today, my friend.

Director Adam Wingard, who helmed the fantastic You’re Next in 2011, has taken the reigns of Blair Witch and helped that nasty witch find her fangs again. Everyone who has seen it is raving about it and, best of all, I have passes to see Blair Witch EARLY and FOR FREE. Just click HERE to snag those, then watch the trailer below. Oh man, they even brought back those freaky straw figures!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Queen of Katwe” ON ME!

It tickles me to no end when I have passes to something TRULY SPECIAL. I especially love it when that truly special something is a film you can share with your KIDS. That’s why I’m tickled pink about these free passes to see The Queen of Katwe.

This Disney flick tells the true story of a Phiona, who is selling corn on the streets of Uganda when she discovers the game of Chess. Her instructor (David Oyelowo) realizes she’s a natural and her mother (Lupita Nyong’O) will do anything possible to help Phiona become an international chess champion. The Queen of Katwe is packed with wonderful performances as well as great messages about humble beginnings and strength of spirit, so you should definitely share it with the cool kid in your life. Even better, I have passes to see it EARLY and FOR FREE! Grab your free passes to see The Queen of Katwe by clicking HERE, then watch the trailer below. Oh dear, you know we’re in trouble when I’m crying through the trailer!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “War Dogs” ON ME!

War Dogs is one of those movies that I’m trying to NOT get excited about. Everything I hear about it makes that more difficult, though.

First of all, Jonah Hill and Miles Teller (two of my favorites) play 20-somethings who start dealing weapons and unexpectedly win a 300-million-dollar contract from the Pentagon. That’s a great start but it’s also directed by Todd Phillips, who did all of the Hangover movies. He brought along one of his favorites, Bradley Cooper, to play a shady businessman and who doesn’t love it when Cooper plays the bad guy? Best of all, the whole thing is based on a true story!

Aww, to Hell with it! Let’s go ahead and get all tingly, goose-bumpy excited about War Dogs! Grab your free passes by clicking HERE, then watch the trailer below. Seriously, War Dogs looks almost too good to be true!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Sausage Party” ON ME!

Has there ever been a movie that’s more messed up than Sausage Party? I guess it’s appropriate, after a year of lovely animated flicks like Zootopia and Finding Dory, that we’d get this. I don’t know about you, but I NEEDED something completely wrong right now. Something I didn’t have to take my kids to, which is why I’m THRILLED about Sausage Party. Even better, I have passes to see it EARLY and FOR FREE! Click HERE to snag those, then watch the trailer below. Oh, and if you think it’s bad, go watch the RED-BAND TRAILER for Sausage Party. THAT is some serious corruption!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Absolutely Fabulous” ON ME!

I’m not gonna lie. I feel pretty weird talking about free movies when my city is heartbroken (I’m based on Dallas. If you don’t know what that means, here’s a link: http://interactives.dallasnews.com/2016/dallas-police-ambush-timeline/?_ga=1.182964911.809238750.1461191495), but maybe you could use a free movie right now. Maybe you need something light-hearted and goofy that makes you forget about the madness for a while. If that’s the case, click HERE to get your free passes to see the Absolutely Fabulous movie, then watch the trailer below. Hope it brightens your day a little.

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See the New “Ghostbusters” ON ME!

Everyone’s been fussing about this Ghostbusters since plans for a new one were announced. I don’t know why people got so worked up, but I never considered the Ghostbusters from 1984 a sacred cow to begin with. It’s hard to complain about any movie you see FOR FREE though, which is why I’m hooking you up with these. If you’d like to see the new Ghostbusters, just click HERE to grab your passes, then watch the trailer below. Sure it’s one of the most HATED movie trailers on Youtube. That doesn’t mean it HAS to be bad, right?

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Lights Out” ON ME!

Two years ago, director David Sandberg released a short film called Lights Out. The movie, which starred his wife Lotta Losten as a woman who is plagued by a figure in her darkened hallway, took social media by storm. I remember watching it at work and blurting out obscenities as the lights went out. If you’ve never seen it before, take the mere 2:42 required to watch it below. Believe me, it’s worth it.

Now you understand why Lights Out has been viewed over 12 million times around the world, right? They OBVIOUSLY had to make a full-length movie out of it but here’s the big surprise…

IT’S ACTUALLY GOOD!

In fact, the big screen version of Lights Out, which stars Teresa Palmer (Warm Bodies, The Choice) and Billy Burke from Twilight, is currently trending at 100% on the Film Critics website Rotten Tomatoes. Even better, I have passes to see it EARLY and FOR FREE so grab those by clicking HERE, then watch the Lights Out trailer below. Dammit, I might not ever sleep AGAIN!

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See Steven Spielberg’s “The BFG” on Me!

Did you realize that The BFG was written by Roald Dahl, directed by Steven Spielberg and released by Disney?

That has to be one of strongest Film Trifectas I’ve ever heard of!

It stars Oscar winner Mark Rylance as a giant who befriends a lonely young girl and brings her to his home in Giant Country. It’s not entirely safe though, because the other giants prefer to eat people. Can their friendship survive, as the other giants become increasingly more dangerous? How can they warn the rest of the world about giants, when no one else believes in them?

The BFG opens in theaters July 1st, which would have been Roald Dahl’s 100th birthday, but you can see it EARLY and FOR FREE! Just click HERE, then watch the trailer below. Oh dear, it’s probably not a good sign that I just cried through THAT.

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Central Intelligence” On ME!

The ads for Central Intelligence say that sometimes you need a little Hart and a BIG Johnson. Makes you wonder if they didn’t just make the whole movie around that joke, right?

Well, the pairing of Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson certainly has fans excited, and so does the trailer featuring a pudgy, teenage version of “The Rock.” That might be worth the ticket price alone but lucky for us, we don’t have to pay for tickets! Just click HERE to snag your Central Intelligence passes, then watch the trailer again. And remember to get to the theater early! These will get you in for free but you’ll still need to get there in time to save your seat.

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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates” On ME!

Mike and Dave (Adam Devine & Zac Efron) are going to a wedding in Hawaii but they need dates. They place an online ad that goes viral and end up with dates who party even harder than they do. It doesn’t sound like much of a premise, but throw in the fact that their dates are played by real-life buddies Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick, and I AM THERE.

Even better, I have passes to Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates so we get to see it FOR FREE! Click HERE to grab those, then watch the trailer below. Man, I want to be real-life-buddies with those chicks, too!