I saw The Girl on the Train yesterday with my buddy Rebekah Black. I think we were both expecting something like Gone Girl, but with a hint of Grrl Power. Man, we were way off. Listen to our podcast below to hear our thoughts and remember to grab those free movie passes when you’re done!
Where has Chris Pratt been? Sure, I’ve seen him nightly on HBO since they’re playing Jurassic World on repeat, but it’s been far too long since my pretend-boyfriend was on the big screen. This dry-spell will come to an end soon, thank goodness, since The Magnificent Seven is hitting theaters September 23rd.
The Magnificent Seven stars Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawke, along with the Pool-Boy-of-Your-Dreams Chris Pratt, as gunmen who band together to save a town from thieves. It isn’t a remake of the 1960’s classic, just a re-imagining, so you purists can relax. The Magnificent Seven also stars Haley Bennett, who has had a HUGE year after starring in Hardcore Henry in the spring and in The Girl on the Train next month. Haley is the girl you keep thinking is Jennifer Lawrence, but isn’t.
If you’d like to see The Magnificent Seven EARLY and FOR FREE, just click HERE, then watch the trailer below. See, you totally thought she was Jennifer Lawrence, didn’t you?
I’m in movie theaters all the freaking time. I see anywhere from 2 to 5 movies a week so it’s pretty great when something totally new comes around, like Hardcore Henry.
This review comes with warnings though, like the scary list of maybes you hear after a pharmaceuticals ad.
Hardcore Henry might make you barf, and if it doesn’t, it will certainly make you think about barfing. It will probably give you a headache, too. There will be moments when you’re totally confused and can’t figure out what the hell is going on. You might even walk out of the theater still unsure of what you just watched.
But you should still go see Hardcore Henry.
Listen to the podcast below and Rebekah Black and I will tell you why. Oh, and we both had to eat a chicken sandwich immediately after the movie, just to settle our nerves. That’s how hardcore Hardcore Henry is! If you need proof, just watch the trailer right below the podcast. See what I mean???