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FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “The Commuter” EARLY & FOR FREE

Look, I’m just going to be honest here.
I can’t figure out what the hell The Commuter is about.
I get that Liam Neeson is a businessman who happens to be on a train when Vera Farmiga (who’s a Bad Guy this time) shows up and says he has to do something awful for a whole lot of money. Oh, and Patrick Wilson is in The Commuter too, but he and Vera are not playing Ed and Lorraine Warren, which makes me kind of sad. But Jonathan Banks is in it and he’s always awesome, plus I have passes to an early screening so you don’t even have to pay to see it! Continue reading →

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Free Movie Passes: See “The Founder” EARLY & FOR FREE

It’s funny how excited MY KIDS are about seeing The Founder. It’s not that they love McDonald’s so much (they prefer Chik-fil-A), they just like to fantasize about how much money the fast-food giant makes in a day. See, The Founder tells the true (but slightly embellished) story of Ray Kroc (played by Michael Keaton), and how he got two brothers to sell their Southern California burger joint. Kroc then turned it into the gazillion-dollar industry we know as McDonald’s, so you can just imagine how those brothers felt. If you’d like to see The Founder EARLY and FOR FREE, click HERE to grab your passes, then watch the trailer below. Man, Michael Keaton is fantastic. Even when he’s playing SKEEVY!

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Talking SUMMER MOVIES on “Good Morning Texas”

I was on Good Morning Texas today to talk about all the big movies that are coming out this month AND review The Conjuring 2. I also got to meet their brand new host Alanna Sarabia, who is so gorgeous that I just wanted to stare at her the whole time. Click HERE to watch the segment and don’t forget to cruise my Free Movie Passes page for FREEBIES!

Did I just scream out loud? Also, did I just pee a little?

FREE MOVIE PASSES: See “The Conjuring 2” On Me! (Not literally. You can’t sit in my lap if you’re scared.)

See the image above? I saw that for the first time a few months ago, when I saw The Conjuring 2 trailer in the theater. I honestly screamed out loud when that dude came out of the wall. No one else around me screamed because no one else was really paying attention. I, on the other hand, was rapt.

See, I LOVED the first Conjuring. It’s easily in my Top 5 List of Scary Movies and probably in my Top 10 Favorites of All Time, if you forced me to make one. I’m a sucker for any ghost story that’s BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS, plus Director James Wan has such a delicate touch with these films, they actually feel REAL.

This is why you probably shouldn’t sit anywhere near me during The Conjuring 2. NO, I’m going to scream and flail and probably yell out a healthy dose of profanity in the process. It will be highly embarrassing for us all but you should STILL get free passes to see The Conjuring 2. Do that by clicking HERE, then watch the trailer below. On second thought, maybe you should sit right next to me. And hold my hand!